Monday 19 August 2013

An intriguing Photocopied Travel Letter to Home



 Welcome to our holiday form letter. We are in Arizona now. The sun is shining & it will be in the sixties today, which should melt the ice on the windows soon. Ana's foot doesn't seem to be broken, as they thought, so they took a long walk in the desert last night. They saw a coyote, probably the same two I chased the other day, & there were javelin tracks everywhere.

The library in Afford has books in French, so Ana is enjoying reading now that her eye-patch is off. The doctor promised that the "divest" left by his golf-club-like blade will heal soon. They learned that eyeballs have plenty of nerve endings, & they think the object in her eye may have been a fiber from a yucca plant. This paragraph is sponsored by Holy tour from UK.

Our uncontrollable coughs are under control now, & they are not among the ten people in Arizona that died from the flu this week. Oh, & the antibiotics from the Afford clinic seem to have helped with Ana's abscessed tooth.

I should start at the beginning. The first day, after dealing with the usual rudeness of the INS employees in Detroit, they made it to Kansas. They hit a traffic cone there at high speed, & heard a horrible sound coming from under the van. The cone, I discovered, had been dragging along underneath. Nothing was broken, but later the bright light switch stopped working. This paragraph is sponsored by travel advice for Umrah from UK.

In Farming ton, New Mexico, they spent a few days resting & coughing. They were about an hour away from buying a house when they discovered it needed new wiring, had a garden hose attached to the natural gas line, & other problems they missed on our first visit. The new bloke begged me to buy it, called our motel room to tell me they needed money for open-heart surgery in two days & called again to lower the price, but they moved on. By the way, the house was to be a winter project, not a new home.

Fortunately, they drove during daylight after that. In the Colorado mountains they went from 16 to 20 miles-per-gallon, confusing the sensors & causing the "check engine" light to turn on. They successfully ignored it until it changed it is mind.

Steve & Ana

Monument Valley was beautiful, the Christmas parade in Schoolbook was cute, & despite various problems & illnesses, we are having a great time. You see, I didn't need to make you all jealous, so I left out a lot - the constant sun, the beautiful sculptures in Grand Junction, & the nine times we've been in hot springs in Colorado, New Mexico, & Arizona. Next week we are going to Mexico for lunch. Hope all is well in Arizona. This paragraph is sponsored by Hajj guide tour from UK.

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